I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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