We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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