the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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