How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
