how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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