The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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