Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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