This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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