Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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