No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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