Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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