Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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