Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
My day in three words: secret purse cake
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
