My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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