I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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