Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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