You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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