Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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