I am puke
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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