We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
