You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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