Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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