I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
