Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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