so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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