I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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