i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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