Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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