at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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