you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
