curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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