I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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