honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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