even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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