Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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