Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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