You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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