She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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