Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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