She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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