My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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