i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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