why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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