Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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