Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
