So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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