I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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