when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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