She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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