idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
