My boss' voice literally gives me gas
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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