my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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