I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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