everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
this just has baby written all over it
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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