His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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