it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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