Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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