Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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