Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Randomize